why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate
we are a bromance
we should act as bros
#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of it
dear non american followers
today is thanksgiving
today we celebrate the fact that our starving ancestors got invited to a feast by native americans and repaid them by killing most of them and driving them off their land within 50 years
we celebrate being dicks
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!
Can we be included in this!?
Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.
no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously