masterofbirds:

snakegrin:

feelinundertheweather:

indianbiatch:

slytherinstarkidwarbler:

slytherinstarkidwarbler:

This is legit. x

And x

New Zealand finally gets the spotlight

Apparently USA is only #7

(Source: avengersofgallifrey)

krejcithegoon:

sarahxhockey:

why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate

we are a bromance

we should act as bros

#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of it

(Source: sarahh0ckey)

phebz-quinn:

juicylouture:

hey canadians and brits have fun at school on monday

FUQ U

trainhowyoufight:

(Source: annamay-wrong)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Update on the apocalypse from Britain;

sweetcarolion:

crayolagron:

WE HAVE RUN OUT OF TEA

I REPEAT

WE HAVE RUN OUT OF TEA

ABORT

ABORT

check the harbor

moshingracingoperating:

colibrium:

battleshipcondesce:

colibrium:

SINCE TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY FOR THE BOSTON TEA PARTY I SAY WE PARTY LIKE ITS 1776

Guys stop reblogging this we’ll piss off the English again

Let them come

(Source: brimerica)

the-vashta-nerada:

dear non american followers

today is thanksgiving

today we celebrate the fact that our starving ancestors got invited to a feast by native americans and repaid them by killing most of them and driving them off their land within 50 years

we celebrate being dicks

flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

Can we be included in this!?

Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

(Source: hungarian)

arielthenerd:

twlboaj:

America: DUMP IT ALL IN THE HARBOR

(Source: harmoniousescapades)

vchrisi:

marielikestodraw:

alchemicalalice:

hellotailor:

emilianadarling:

letyouramericaflow:

I… I… 

I don’t… 

I can’t.

FOR THE FREEDOM TO EXPERIMENT AS YOU PLEASE.

PROTECT AMERICA

SHIELD YOURSELF.

llcooljofficial:

no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously

adiseasecalledunattractive:

carlsagansbitch:

ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25

(Source: joycemannerism)

boottily:

america

land of the free

home of the that’s probably a bad idea